noobul

A male prostitute who can't ejaculate. A failure gigolo who thinks he can do it but can't.

That guy is a noobul.
Being noobul is so lame.

by Shaa-guru April 5, 2019

Noobul

A guy with tiktok brain full of sexual desires and perverse thoughts but no powerplay on sex day.

This is derived from the word Noob with sexual context.

Hey emily! how is your date?
Disgusting. That Noobul pissed in his pants while kissing. And I am mistaken it for cum. Gross.

by shady-shaman April 12, 2019

noorulain

She’s a cute, kind, sweet and caring girl. She’s honest and trustworthy. You would never wanna lose her. She’ll listen to your advice and never get bored from you. She’s funny and can be serious sometimes. She gives amazing advice that is so helpful.

Noorulain is so sweet I’m never gonna lose her!

Yeah you should never lose her you’re lucky to have her.

by Madison (romaisas bff) October 3, 2019

noobling

A young or baby noob. These diminutive creatures tend to hang around in groups, so be careful if you accidentally prise one away from its habitat; its fellow nooblings will come after you shouting a torrent of abuse in Noobish.

Noobling1: phr33 money pl0z
Noobling2: pls gif me phr33 st00f im new 2 dis game!!111
You: No, go away
Noobling1: omg rep0rted!!
Noobling2: racist!
Noobling3: reprorted
Noobling4: ima follow u untilz u gif us fre stufzorz

by Moist_Sponge December 3, 2010

Noobology

1. The scientific study of the origin, history, and structure of newbs, noobs, and n00bs.
2. A book on noobs.

Origin: Hopkin High School, MN
In the back of biology class.

One rule of noobology is everyone is a noob except yourself.

by Dark6 September 20, 2005

Noobus boogers

When a short friend of yours suck at a game

you are such a noobus boogers

by agooman May 21, 2022

noobulated

how one feels after being educated by a noob, esp. on a trivial subject matter; being "pwned" by a noob.

I feel so n00bulated that I can't get these 'speakers' working!

by CW April 12, 2004