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Unlike regular noobs, who may eventually change their ways after having facts smashed into their brains, a nooblar upholds the way of the noob until the bitter end. Even when the nooblar knows he/she is wrong and pulling a stupid, they will continue because they are too proud (or just stupid) to admit they were being noobs.

Nooblar also applies to the idiot in every game who refers to everyone else as a noob, whether they win, lose, share, or just ignore the nooblar. This is simply the nooblar attempting to recruit more members to noobism.
"You guys are noobs"
"We all just killed you several times in one on one combat"
"I won because you're noobs"
"Shut up nooblar"
Nooblar by Blue Bomber February 8, 2007
STFU and sit nooblar.
nooblar by pfft March 28, 2003
lengthened form of n00b or newbie
"nooblar alert target aquired locking on deploy mishhsles in 5 4 3 2 1 mishhsion complete target deshhtroyed
nooblar by saccoya December 3, 2004

Prono-Nooblar

Which is refered to as a noob that goes prone in battle. Derived from the acient greek word Proneubulus Noobulus, when warriors would laydown and crawl on the battlefeild, because they had nothing better to do than look like idiots. Cause it sure as hell did not save their lives.
Prono-Nooblar by Israfel October 8, 2004

noobware 

Software that has been designed and developed especially for those that are new to a subject or display a total lack of knowledge in the chosen subject.
Ridiculously easy to use software, that is so easy to use it's restrictive.
Most (but not all) Mac software, AOL, Limewire, Nero and anything that begins with "Easy..." (ie: Easy DVD Burner)

a whole selection of them can be found at places like downloads.com

The term noobware refers to these types of software derogatory fashion.
Stop using this noobware it's rubbish.
This photo software is noobware, use somthing better.
noobware by Marc Bingham October 26, 2006

noobtard 

Noobtards are the lowest on the food chain of internet gaming. 1) Usually associated with spawning, bots and other methods of griefing[. 2) being a [newb and thus totally sucking.
1. Man would you look at that noobtard over there, he's been in the same place all round.

2. Wow, that noobtard totally sucks.
noobtard by Skudd April 29, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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