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noobishness 

1. noobish behavior.
2. a noobish act or idea.
2. The atmosphere of a place inhabited by noobs
Guy1: That guy keeps team killing
(Noob shoots him in head)
Guy2: Oh my God!!! Stop this noobishness!

Noob:Look at this! I got Recon armor!!!
Guy: Dude, cut the noobishness.

I quit because the pregame lobby was filled with noobishness.
noobishness by 1337357 N008 May 8, 2008

noobishness 

1. Foolishness, stupidity

2. An act or acts that classify someone as noob
1. Noob: How did you get that kill? I hit you first!
Guy: Okay I'm sick of this noobishness. I'm out. (leaves game)

2. (Noob is teamkilling)
Host: Hey cut the noobishness before I fucking boot you.
noobishness by 1337357 N008 April 20, 2008

noobishnessism 

the religion of when a person believes he is a pro at a video game, or any game at all, but he actually isn't.
*guy playing COD7 with mic on* "OMG 3 KILL STREAK! I AM SO AWESOME"
*guy on the other end* "noobishnessism, all im gonna say..."
noobishnessism by loldimort<3<3 November 8, 2011

noobishness 

the adjective of someone that is a noob. noob stemmed from the latin root newbie means someone that is new to something.
person 1: i heard u made out with ryan
person 2: yea, it was aight, he didnt kno wat he was doing tho
person 1: yea well someone had to take his noobishness away
noobishness by daggish February 2, 2010
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