nonvite 

To blatantly and obviously avoid inviting someone to something, especially if everyone knows that the event is occuring. Not to be confused with unvite.

Ryan: Is Kyle going to Spencer's thing?
Kaylyn: No, he was nonvited.
Ryan: Ouch..
Kaylyn: Haha, I'm so mean.

nonvite by whoknows April 12, 2005

nonvite 

noun or verb: To invite someone in the strict, technical, and polite sense, but to describe it as so lame that he or she wouldn't actually want to come.

"are you doing anything good this weekend?"
"nah, my dog is sick, so I have to stay home and give her pills every few hours. my house is a mess and I may have the flu. but you can totally come over and hang out if you want. we'll order pizza."

definately a nonvite

nonvite by Dustin TC January 29, 2008

nonvite 

an invitation that you are not supposed to except, because you were hesitantly, i mean "not really" invited. the nonviter makes the event sound lame and uses phrases like "come if you want" or "your welcome to join us"

Sophie: R u going to the chili contest tonight???
Paliswamy: no.
Sophie: boo hoo, let's go out!! i'm so excited to see you!
Paliswamy: ya see, i'm meeting cool tony and his cool friends at a bar near my place soon. you can come if you want
Sophie: was that a nonvite?
Paliswamy: look, your welcome to come. i hate the bar near my place. it's gay. your totally welcome to come though, really
Sophie: nonvited again

nonvite by pavbhaji February 6, 2010

nonvite 

When everyone gets invited to an event except you and all you hear about is people talking about the event in front of you.

I was nonvited to my friend's birthday party. I wonder how it went.

nonvite by 252015 November 6, 2015

nonotechnology 

1: When you are a young child and find your mom's vibrating dildo.
2: Any object a pedophile uses when he molests children.

1: Little Girl: "Mommy look I found your nonotechnology under the bed!"
Mommy: "Oh no! You weren't supposed to find my nonotechnology"
2: Little Boy: "He touched me there with his nonotechnology."
Therapist: Did his nonotechnology make you feel uncomfortable?

nonotechnology by Xzystk May 19, 2021

novotel fap 

The action of grouping together in a Novotel and having a fap amongst mates

Friend 1: Wanna have a Novotel fap tonight?
Friend 2: yeah the manly Novotel is the best for the Novotel fap, so many areas and places to produce in

Friend 3: I love a Novotel fap

novotel fap by Fap Monster !! November 22, 2021

Novotel 

A 5 Star hotel Zwe and Ally are present at commonly, most of the times to reproduce and have some late night fun.

Ally: honey, will you be able to book us a deluxe sweet at Novotel for tonight?
Zwe: I booked it already, lez go have sum fun baby girl

Novotel by ihavesomeiphones March 10, 2022