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nonotechnology 

1: When you are a young child and find your mom's vibrating dildo.
2: Any object a pedophile uses when he molests children.
1: Little Girl: "Mommy look I found your nonotechnology under the bed!"
Mommy: "Oh no! You weren't supposed to find my nonotechnology"
2: Little Boy: "He touched me there with his nonotechnology."
Therapist: Did his nonotechnology make you feel uncomfortable?
nonotechnology by Xzystk May 19, 2021

nanotechnology 

The technology for manufacturing very small tools or equipment, consisting of just a few molecules. The size of structures are 100 nm or smaller.
The only useful thing made with nanotechnology is condoms for the French.
nanotechnology by raymond_w October 22, 2009

nanotechnology 

Actually, nanotechnology doesn't just involve minute engineering of electronic and "hard" goods.
Nanotechnology research also involves manipulating cells and such to fight cancer and other ailments.
Nanotechnology = big money in the future.
nanotechnology by Hizzo March 18, 2004

nanotechnology 

The science and technology of building electronic circuits and devices from single atoms and molecules. Responcible for Replicators (see; Star Trek) and the prevention of all terminal illness known to man quite probably by the year 2030.
Nanotechnology will make empires crumble when the white house collapses, the mosques in Isreal are turned 'naked woman' in colour and banana splits are on every counter in the free, wealthy world.
nanotechnology by Rebecka Nothing August 20, 2003

Warp Nanotechnology

A hypothetical fusion of warp physics and molecular manufacturing: nanoscale devices that create or manipulate tiny warp fields to achieve effects impossible with conventional nanotech. Warp nanites could, for example, create microscopic spacetime distortions to move atoms without physical contact, to shield sensitive components, or to store energy in warped micro‑cavities. The field also explores using warp fields to assemble materials at the quantum level by manipulating the spacetime between particles. Warp nanotechnology remains firmly in the realm of speculation, as even generating a single laboratory‑scale warp field is far beyond current capability.
Example: “The medical nanites used warp fields to gently separate diseased cells from healthy tissue—not cutting, but moving spacetime itself around the boundary. Warp nanotechnology that made surgery obsolete.”

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026