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Nonchalantlet

An uncaring and delusional person, a portmanteau on the derogatory term: "Manlet" with the resurfaced, self-proclaimed compliment: "Nonchalant".
Someone who's whole identity online, and in most cases real life too, revolves about being as "nonchalant" as possible, despite how idiotic it is to most normal people.

They take this to the extremes of not caring about genuine criticism about how they treat others, and swearing to an eternal pact by Patrick Bateman TikTok edits to always ignore anything that doesn't benefit their über-inflated ego.

Nonchalantlets don't directly express toxicity, instead opting for ignorance and uncaringness to project their inner emotions that they can't show because of said pact.
This can be seen further expressed in fighting games, where they may look away after a combo that stuns you to try and tell you how "superior" they are.

See also:
Tuffling | This word's cousin.
Stoicism | A healthier, similar practice.
Nate: Yo, dude! How's it going?
Timmy (facing away, hood up): How dare you talk to me. You assume you have permission to open your mouth next to me. The lion does not engage with It's inferiors. The chalant media have brainwashed you.
Nate: ...Frickin' nonchalantlet.
Timmy: Ok.
Nate: ... Man, you alrigh-?
Timmy: Ok.
Nate: Dude LISTEN TO M-
Timmy: Get your nonchalance up pussy. I'm nonchalantER than you.
*Nate SLAPS Timmy on the back of the head with full force, Timmy falls to the floor.*
Timmy: I'LL BREAK THE PACT IF I STOP-!
Nate: I'M SAVING YOU!!!

*The Patrick Bateman pact is hopefully not a real phenomenon, and has been added as a substitute to demonstrate the sheer idiocy of their persona.*
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nonchalantler 

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nonchalantest 

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Nonchalantenuinely

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"bro you're nonchalantenuinely"

Post-Nut Nonchalantness

The moment right after you and your partner have sex where your partner wants to be completely silent and not conversate
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George - "Sounds like Post-Nut Nonchalantness"
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