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Nontando is a beautiful girl who is a bomb ass chick ! She cares for everyone and sometimes might lose herself trying to make others happy. She has a banging body and an ass , and a beautiful personality but might be crazy at times .
Wow, she reminds me of Nontando !

You are such a Nontando !

I need a Nontando in my life
nontando by No cap.com March 3, 2019
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nolwandle 

A power house of a woman , she can be strong and caring at the Same time .Her heart is big but well hidden if you find it never break it ...it be worth gold
U walk like a nolwandle
nolwandle by A dreamer May 27, 2019

Phillip Lloyd Nolan 

This legendary douche nozzle is the epitomy of grease and a pure flounderous nature. This mongrel hails from London, Ontario, Canada. Those who plan to join a band should note never to go anywhere near this mutt. He is a true representation of what all Canadians strive to NOT be like. He takes pleasure manipulating and destroying his surrounding environment. If he asks you to join his band, no one will consider it a hasty decision if you tell him to piss off immediately.
"Do you know Phillip Lloyd Nolan ...?" Yeah, he fucked my girlfriend.

john nolan

he might be a sexbot
but he's a hot sexbot
john nolan by rubyroobs July 10, 2009

Nolan Loss 

A borderline autistic kid who fights vegetables and claims he can bench 500lbs and think he can play in the NFL.
Nolan Loss by Nigkiller35 October 2, 2019
The art of using a plastic carrier bag as a contraceptive.
Guy 1: So I was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when I realised I was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!
Nolaning by The Janmeister October 22, 2013
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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