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No-namer 

A sexual act where a man with a large phallus inserts it into another mans less significant phallus. The term no-namer is given because it is too horrific for any known words to describe it.
Dude, Shane Diesel just did a no-namer to an asian man!

Chris: Where's Lannin today?
Daniel: He stayed home 'cause he's still sore from getting no-namered last night.
Chris: By who?
Daniel: Sam.
No-namer by Animal Cracker Bill March 4, 2009
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no-namer 

a lameass, who thinks that just becoz a piece of slang incorporates a name it doesnt mean its proper slang when this is complete bollocks.
that no-namer is really fucking me off, imma piss on his mum
no-namer by Eborted May 13, 2005
A person who has a low-social life and is unheard-of or unknown around a community.
Joe: "Yo Kyle, that kid Jason is such a No Namer dude, why do you even hang out with him"

Kyle: "Yeah thats true, I don't even know why I talk to him. Who even is that kid?
No Namer by DongDiggler May 29, 2018
n. someone who is significantly insignificant; not entirely synonymous with the word randomer, but similar in demeanor.

adj; synonymous with the word insignificant.
no namer by Alex March 6, 2005

The Bar With No Name

Initially starting as a social topic on the X-Box 360 Skyrim board, The Bar With No Name was a gathering place for scholars and assorted sex fiends of the highest caliber. Here talented men and women would drink, belch, battle and die for their amusement.

However after the involvement of some dicks(see: Gamefaqs Moderators), The Bar had to be relocated several times before finding a place of it's own with it's own domain.

Today The Bar With No Name stands proudly, as it houses the pinnacle of human evolution. Where there is not a single user who feels the need to type "this" as "dis". However, somebody(see: Legend) will probably stab you whilst you sleep.
Son: Daddy, what happens when you die?
Father: I shall ascend to The Bar With No Name.

Counselor: Why do you smoke meth?
Addict: Because it takes me to The Bar With No Name and back.

no name basis 

When you become so comfortable with someone that you no longer even refer to them by their first name. I.e. being beyond first name basis.
Man: "Honey, I'm home!"
Woman: "Hey baby, how was your day?"
Man: "It was great sweetheart."
Woman: "What's my name?"
Man: "Ummmmmmmmm..... sweetheart?"
Woman: "What, are we on no name basis now?"
no name basis by Rothdaddy November 9, 2008
Word of the Day on July 31, 2007

No Name brand

The exact same thing for less, because you're not paying for the fancy label.
The average household can save a huge amount of money by buying No Name brand products. A few dollars here and a few dollars there add up over a monthly/yearly period.
No Name brand by VanAndrew December 23, 2005
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Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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