When a girls pussy smells so bad, you have to fuck her in the armpit
(Guy 1) - "Did you make it with that stupid slut last night?"
(Guy 2)- " Yeah... wish I didn't. I had to No Stank Shoulder Shank her, because her cunt smelled like old Asparigus covered in shit."
(Guy 1)- "I like asparigus"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"