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no where story 

A story someone tells that is fucking poitnless and wastes yours and everyone else's time.
Huston was telling me about his evening watching movies alone. WTF I don't wanna here another fuckin no where story.
no where story by Bubbha April 10, 2012

no where kids

the generation of babies born in the 80's. we will accomplish nothing and go no where. hatred and nothingness consumes our lives.
Tom was born in 87. now he does nothing but smoke pot and listen to music all day. he is a part of the generation called no where kids.
no where kids by no where kid April 4, 2006

ASS CRACK OF NO WHERE 

Middle of no place un able to be seen on a map off the beaten path
Dex you live in the ass crack of no where ... haha i know FARr
ASS CRACK OF NO WHERE by FARR February 19, 2005

Butt fuck no where

Butt fuck no where is where your girl friends lives in the country
Hi Andy, where does scout live “ butt fuck no where” right mate, so middle of no where! Yer bro

Buck Fuck No Where 

Origin: Kubz Scouts

A place unknown, no where, can easily go missing and never be found.
"We're in the middle of buck fuck no where." -Kubz Scouts

To boldly go where no man has gone before 

Take the virginity of a Trekie (usually a female).

The phrase is of unknown origin but it seems that it comes from the "franchise" of Star Trek porn parodies such as "Sex Trek: the next penetration" and "Where no man has cum before".
Fred: Hey, you know what? I slept with Janice last night!

Bob: No! Janice the Trekie?

Fred: Yeah..

Bob: That's what I call "To boldly go where no man has gone before"!