Urban Dictionary: No manches

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Mexican slang for “quit playing” or “are you serious?” or “no cap?”

Pedro: “did you hear? pablo called rixgoberta a pendeja today”
Adrian: “¡no manches, güey! you’re joking”

by oglilmexico January 22, 2020

Mexican Castellano idiom for stop kidding around, " don't jerk my chain ", No Way or whatever.

"No manches, are you really going to cross the border illegally?"

by Paco Rivera March 16, 2005

Literally means, "don't stain". but its metaphoric meaning is somewhat like saying "stop kidding" or "are you serious?(rhetorically speaking)"

Ryan: Dude, my girlfriend slapped me in the face before i broke up with her.

Omar: no manches dude.

Ryan: true story.

by Paras Nuevo Leon April 28, 2009

Means: "dont stain", but also known as "Don't bug me"

Get up dude, its already noon!
Response: No Manches!

Bartendar: "Last call!"
Drunk Girl:"Como manches!"

by Cecedawg May 26, 2006