No manches
Pedro: “did you hear? pablo called rixgoberta a pendeja today”
Adrian: “¡no manches, güey! you’re joking”
Adrian: “¡no manches, güey! you’re joking”
No manches by oglilmexico January 22, 2020
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No manches
No manches by Paco Rivera March 16, 2005
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no manches
Literally means, "don't stain". but its metaphoric meaning is somewhat like saying "stop kidding" or "are you serious?(rhetorically speaking)"
Ryan: Dude, my girlfriend slapped me in the face before i broke up with her.
Omar: no manches dude.
Ryan: true story.
Omar: no manches dude.
Ryan: true story.
no manches by Paras Nuevo Leon April 28, 2009
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Get up dude, its already noon!
Response: No Manches!
Bartendar: "Last call!"
Drunk Girl:"Como manches!"
Response: No Manches!
Bartendar: "Last call!"
Drunk Girl:"Como manches!"
no manches by Cecedawg May 30, 2006
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