The opposite of no u that's offensive rather than defensive. To be used when someone describes themselves in a way that doesn't apply to them, but does apply to you.

"I think I've become a better person recently."

"no i"

no i by Facques May 15, 2018

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backfire autocorrect no u

When auto correct comes in and does its worst.

Oscar: Fuck you ur mom gay
Dan: No I
Dan: *hangs self and fucking dies*

no i by heletojeadam jklol May 23, 2018

No I'm Josh

Use this when you are uncomfortable and are unsure how to answer

"Are you high?" "No I'm Josh"

No I'm Josh by Golden Toe Henney October 23, 2018

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no I won't make out with you

A phrase that a guy says to a girl loudly in a public place to attempt to embarrass that girl. This is usually sarcastic and said to a complete stranger who wants to ask a guy something simple.

The phrase originates from the movie "Billy Madison" when Adam Sandler's character makes an ass of himself while trying to fit in in high school...

Girl: "Excuse me, do you have a pen I could borrow?"

Guy: "No I won't make out with you!"

no I won't make out with you by Dassh October 3, 2004

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No I Don't Think I Will

The ultimate word to assert authority and possibly ruin someones life.

Friend: Yo bro wanna hang out?

Me: no I don't think I will

No I Don't Think I Will by Saint of words October 22, 2019

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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