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no hay tu tio 

meaning "i wanna have sex with you" in a secret language. can be used when you really wanna tell your partner you wanna fuck them but you are in a public place.
boyfriend: babe?
girlfriend: ???
boyfriend: *seductively* no hay tu tio
no hay tu tio by c0mosellama September 29, 2020
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No hay camrip 

Translated as "There is no camrip" a phrase describing the tendency for spics to lie about getting bootleg copies of Evangelion 3.0+1.0.
1: Hey when are we getting the camrip?
2: Fuckin Mexicans. No hay camrip, retard

no hay polla 

a spanish, more powerful version of the "no balls" expression among lads. Whenever someone says no hay polla after a dare, no matter how brutal, naive, humongous, vile and absurdly outrageous it is, it shall be completed.
- Drop yourself off of this fourteen-story building.
- Bro, there ain't no chance I'm doing that shii.
- No hay polla.
*Instantly jumps off it, no hesitation.*
no hay polla by Saka1do May 17, 2023
Nohayla is a lovely friend, wife and person in general. She’s the kindest to everyone and usually works hard to get to her goals. Whanever you see a nohayla, you’d think to yourself how beautiful she is.
Nohayla is a great person
Nohayla by Getthememo November 22, 2021
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026