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Hurt No Comfort
A tag usually used in fanfiction to describe a fic in which a character is hurt (usually emotionally) and receives no comfort from any other outside sources. It can range from internal conflict (like having a mental breakdown alone in the bathroom) to experiencing something traumatic alone (like having a near death experience with no one there to see it), though the tag is not limited to these scenarios.
Serves as a contrast to Hurt/Comfort, and is often regarded as a subcategory to Angst.
Serves as a contrast to Hurt/Comfort, and is often regarded as a subcategory to Angst.
Hurt No Comfort by Slushytheplushy February 23, 2023
no-life combo
1. In traditional fighting videogames, a combination of attacks 1337 or expert players perform in order to frustrate, annoy, or intimidate their opponent. These combos can range from 10 hits to 10 seconds and/or deplete anywhere from 40%-60% of the victim's health bar. It doesn't necessarily label the performer a "no life" as any casual gamer can excecute a no-life combo as well with a little practice.
2. Over time, the term grew on to expert players and so they began to use it positively, for the skilled are proud of their combo mastery.
2. Over time, the term grew on to expert players and so they began to use it positively, for the skilled are proud of their combo mastery.
1.
P1: *throws an insane seemingly endless combo on P2*
P2: "DUDE HOW THE F*CK AM I SUPPOSED TO STOP THAT!!? I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THAT NO-LIFE COMBO"
P1: *Grins in satisfaction*
2.
Mr. 1337: Get ready, bitches. I'm about to unleash some/all of my world famous no-life combo(s) on that ass.
P1: *throws an insane seemingly endless combo on P2*
P2: "DUDE HOW THE F*CK AM I SUPPOSED TO STOP THAT!!? I MEAN JUST LOOK AT THAT NO-LIFE COMBO"
P1: *Grins in satisfaction*
2.
Mr. 1337: Get ready, bitches. I'm about to unleash some/all of my world famous no-life combo(s) on that ass.
no-life combo by bungjulio August 14, 2010
two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo
During the action of sucking a dick where the person places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck smoothly with no teeth whilst creating a slurping sound from the saliva created; the person sucking then proceeds to deep throat twisting the wrist TWO times. All while your eyes are rolled back as if you're being choked. Twisting clockwise pulling upwards and twisting counterclockwise going down. This forbidden technique works most efficiently on larger sized chodes and not shrimps. Be cautious with this sacred move as this will make your man make a glucking and hyucking sound.
"Shii he wasn't expecting me wit da two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo last night. Left asking for more!"
super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo
This is truly a speciality, if you get this, you are truly lucky. While sucking a pp, the person sucking will use an ancient motion done as a combination of both hands and the mouth creating a vacuum seal, this will make you cum instantly. The person can then proceed to deepthroat turning both hands slightly in antagonistic motions, this works on everyone. Important note: If you bite during the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, you will ruin it, do not bite.
Yesterday she drained me, I think she hit me with the super mega gawkidy gawk 3000 vacuum sealed double handed no biting super full combo, i just could not even last 2 seconds.
Katon Housenka No Justu Has Everyone Living Comfortable
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Katon Housenka No Justu Has Everyone Living Comfortable by AUDITORIUMU February 17, 2025
katon kousenka no justu has everyone living comfortable
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katon kousenka no justu has everyone living comfortable by AUDITORIUMU February 17, 2025
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