by Mastergod97 May 25, 2018

by White man named longer May 25, 2018

by Daddy69247 June 22, 2018

by Adam/Steve October 14, 2019

July 23 is national touch grass day! Its when you disgusting unholy fucks finally go outside and touch grass :)
Mary: Hey John guess what day it is
John: What day is it
Mary: Its national touch grass day!!
John: o h n o
Mary: *throws John outside*
John: What day is it
Mary: Its national touch grass day!!
John: o h n o
Mary: *throws John outside*
by Panic! Just fucking panic July 12, 2021

the day, april 23rd is national touch abs day. so grab a hot looking guy, with a nice six pack and feel free to touch them!
by mickeymouseclubhousesmbk May 25, 2018

by cybercat1346 September 15, 2021
