No Stairway

A quote from Wayne's World, it is a reference to how often amateur guitar players will play butchered versions of the song in music shops and the agony it causes most people to have to listen to. Can also be used as a statement against crappy, loud musicians in music stores.

I can't take my little brother to the local music store any more. They have a No Stairway policy, now.

No Stairway by AlexNumberTwenty August 14, 2007

No Stairway, No Pants 

A tradition of CRW #45 that if Stairway To Heaven, by Led Zeppelin, is not played at the end of every dance. All AZAs will drop their pants.

Aleph 1: Looks like the DJ forgot to play Stairway.

Aleph 2: Yep time for No Stairway, No Pants.

(Zippp)

*girls screaming*
*DJ wishing he had played Stairway*

No Stairway, No Pants by kosherPig March 25, 2009