When you wear sunglasses that blocks people from seeing your eyes and soul in public areas they can't see where you are looking, or if you are looking at them
1.) An as of yet unmarketable, but undoubtedly highly demanded children's toy.
2.) The illegitimate spawn of Satan.
3.) The Anti-Christ in baby doll form
4.) Mrs. Simpson's child.
When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiatordouble gawk gawkgorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy