No money no honey

A phrase meaning you or someone else is broke and single

"Dude you've got no money no honey, get over yourself"

by Arachkid June 28, 2018

No Money No Honey

A good rule to live by meaning if you have no money you should probably not be looking for a honey considering you won't be able to afford going on dates and such.

I'm too broke too date I need to follow the rule No Money No Honey and focus on getting a stable source of income before I start swiping on Tinder all the time again. I don't want to make my partner feel disrespected or neglected, especially during the holidays.

by SassafrassBB January 2, 2022

No money, no honey.

A spoken expression: In its original and quasi-literal form, used by prostitutes to inform interested men that they have no interest in being chatted-up or smooth talked, that the only way for sex to occur is through cash payment. The word honey is used as a metaphor for the female genitalia.

A non-spoken attitude or mindset: In its modern, derived form, an understanding or implied contract between a man and woman, stating if the man wants sex on a continued, long-term basis, he must then provide money or gifts on a similarly continued, long-term basis in exchange for the sex.

Example 1: Look baby, don't waste my time with all that smooth talk, OK? This is a money game. No money, no honey.

Example 2: Dude, I'm so tired of my high-maintenance, trophy-ass wife. I can't even get laid anymore without first promising to buy her something outrageously expensive. Just today we were getting ready to fool around when out of nowhere she tells me she wants a new Rolex. Man, I'm so sick of this 'no money, no honey' bullshit from my own wife.

by Mike2468 August 26, 2013