No Jonz

To call someone out when they make an excuse.

Person 1: dude, i totaly just 4 stocked you with my marth

Person 2: no fair, i was using yoshi

Person 1: NO JONZ!!!!!

by Anonymous Over9000 May 31, 2008

jonzing

to jonze for. to crave, want, need. like a pregnant woman in need of food.

to want something, so bad, you need it. immediately

i'm jonzing for some artichoke pasta.

by neveryoumind February 17, 2005

jonze

1. (n.) a strong desire for or a yearn for; an addiction to-
2. (v.) to want something very much, to crave something

From Cheech and Chong's "Basketball Jones"

I am so hungry, I jonze me some pizza.

by Docula February 10, 2014

Jonzing

this is a Nigerian word for halucination; to Jonze is to halucinate or deceive one's self

Lazy Frank is jonzing about winning an International award

by Comrade_Mj July 20, 2022

spike jonze

the roots to the tree of awesomeness. the bassline to the best song in the world. the outlet to the power of the universe. the beautiful, pure, perfect pink rose standing out in a garbage dump. spike jonze isn't the second coming of jesus, he is jesus.

blind man: o dear spike....revive my vision

Spike Jonze: Yes my Child. I shall heal your sight with my beautiful films and really hot face

by megan sarasua January 14, 2008

Fat Jonzing

A popular Warri slang used to explain the large extent of a persons mess up/ fuck up.

That was a fat jonzing. I didn’t expect that from you Temi.

by PurpleMurple22 September 16, 2020