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No u autocorrected to no i. The ultimate self insult
*texting*
Jack:ur mom gay
John:no u
*autocorrects to no i *
*John inplodes*
no i by Mimimyu1 March 19, 2018
Words you can keep
The polar opposite of No U. Used to compliment yourself when someone else does.
John: My mum’s straight
Larry: No I.
John: *implodes*
No I by The Lad. May 31, 2018
The opposite of no u that's offensive rather than defensive. To be used when someone describes themselves in a way that doesn't apply to them, but does apply to you.
"I think I've become a better person recently."

"no i"
no i by Facques May 15, 2018
When auto correct comes in and does its worst.

Oscar: Fuck you ur mom gay
Dan: No I
Dan: *hangs self and fucking dies*
no i by heletojeadam jklol May 23, 2018

No I'm Josh 

Use this when you are uncomfortable and are unsure how to answer
"Are you high?" "No I'm Josh"
No I'm Josh by Golden Toe Henney October 23, 2018

no I won't make out with you 

A phrase that a guy says to a girl loudly in a public place to attempt to embarrass that girl. This is usually sarcastic and said to a complete stranger who wants to ask a guy something simple.

The phrase originates from the movie "Billy Madison" when Adam Sandler's character makes an ass of himself while trying to fit in in high school...
Girl: "Excuse me, do you have a pen I could borrow?"

Guy: "No I won't make out with you!"
Word of the Day on February 14, 2006

No I Don't Think I Will 

The ultimate word to assert authority and possibly ruin someones life.
Friend: Yo bro wanna hang out?

Me: no I don't think I will
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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