no i

No u autocorrected to no i. The ultimate self insult

*texting*
Jack:ur mom gay
John:no u
*autocorrects to no i *
*John inplodes*

by Mimimyu1 March 19, 2018

No I

The polar opposite of No U. Used to compliment yourself when someone else does.

John: My mum’s straight
Larry: No I.
John: *implodes*

by The Lad. May 31, 2018

no i

The opposite of no u that's offensive rather than defensive. To be used when someone describes themselves in a way that doesn't apply to them, but does apply to you.

"I think I've become a better person recently."

"no i"

by Facques May 15, 2018

no i

backfire autocorrect no u

When auto correct comes in and does its worst.

Oscar: Fuck you ur mom gay
Dan: No I
Dan: *hangs self and fucking dies*

by heletojeadam jklol May 23, 2018

No I'm Josh

Use this when you are uncomfortable and are unsure how to answer

"Are you high?" "No I'm Josh"

by Golden Toe Henney October 23, 2018

no I won't make out with you

A phrase that a guy says to a girl loudly in a public place to attempt to embarrass that girl. This is usually sarcastic and said to a complete stranger who wants to ask a guy something simple.

The phrase originates from the movie "Billy Madison" when Adam Sandler's character makes an ass of himself while trying to fit in in high school...

Girl: "Excuse me, do you have a pen I could borrow?"

Guy: "No I won't make out with you!"

by Dassh October 3, 2004

No I Don't Think I Will

The ultimate word to assert authority and possibly ruin someones life.

Friend: Yo bro wanna hang out?

Me: no I don't think I will

by Saint of words October 22, 2019