Extremely charming, hot and sassy, Nikolai Lantsov (also know as "Sobachka", later " Korol Rezni" ) is the Grand Duke of Udova and the second prince of Ravka. He has multiple personalities and often seen to step up on the rouge privateer, Strumhond's role.
"Nikolai Lantsov carried the Grisha Triology on his back."
"So true the books would be so boring without Nikolai"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.