Nivea Lizard

Older variety of cougar known to frequent bars and pubs on a Friday afternoon.

Went to the bar for a TGIF session and was propositions by a Nivea Lizard. She promised she'd take out her teeth.

Nivea Lizard by Mark W Walker June 21, 2012

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