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Nipple Twister

When one's thumb and index finger grasps the victim's nipples resulting in a whale of pain. If a victim experiences nipple twisters often enough in his/her run of existence, he/she may have nipple cancer.

Nipple twisters are mainly given to males, often by males. But there is an occasional pervert who decides to bestow a nipple twister to the head cheerleader of the school, who happens to have her boyfriend behind her. Ouch...
Justin: When I was your age, I was given nipple twisters daily, today, I am dying from breast cancer... I'm 28.

Tanner: Shitty...
Nipple Twister by QcQc June 4, 2009
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nipple twister

someone that twists nipples with there tounge
maddie guerin is a nipple twister

c3po nipple twister 

A C3PO nipple twister is when your blowing a robot and it orgasms so hard that it's chest starts twisting rapidly until it creates a black hole. You then proceed to get sucked into the black hole and live an eternity listening to Allstar with a robot dick in your mouth
Robot: fuck I think I'm about to have a C3PO nipple twister RUN

Bulgarian Nipple Twister 

An absolutely devious play in a game of chess which causes the opposing player to let out an unknown screech of anguish and pure rage that could be mistaken as a call to an eldritch being.
Greg: "I can't believe I got away with that play on Michael in this game of chess."
Michael: " *An unknown screech of anguish and pure rage that could be mistaken as a call to an eldritch being*"
Greg: "Wow, I guess I really laid down that Bulgarian Nipple Twister."

peruvian nipple twister 

A peruvian nipple twister is when your fucking a chick doggy you grab her nipples from over her shoulders and pull them over her head while you twist
So i was fucking this freaky chick and she asked me to give her a peruvian nipple twister
peruvian nipple twister by Pptouch September 24, 2017

Mário nipple twister

The act of twisting your significant other's nipple or breast while screaming the name of your 12th grade math teacher.
Example of how you would do the Mário nipple twister.
Guy: *twists nipple*
Girl: *non chalant behaviour on some type shit*
Guy: "MARIO~"
Girl: "Wtf that's my dad."

South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twister 

Popular in Adelaide, it's when you get your nipples twisted by a kid who hasn't showered in months.
Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Australia

Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!
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