Ninjapoop

noun- A national security agent who operates on the internet. Derived from the word "nincompoop"-a military term used for a low-ranking official. A spy, or kid who likes to play games and dress up/role play on the internet.

There are a bunch of ninjapoops on that political forum.

by Michelle4321 July 7, 2011

niggapoopsex

niggapoopsex is a two niggas putting their asses together and put poop through eachothers buttholes until they cum

hey man wanna have niggapoopsex?
hell yea man spread your legs

by Otaukuu July 26, 2019

ninja poop

The act of taking a poop in a bathroom so quickly and quietly, that others are lead to think you simply took a leak or were merely washing your hands.

Usually required in bathrooms with thin walls or one room apartments, in which visitors can easily hear the quietest of bathroom activity.

Commonly used tactics that will aid a person while executing a ninja poop:
- Turning on the faucet after taking a seat, to buy extra time at the beginning of your toilet deposit
- Opening and slamming shut cabinet doors and medicine mirrors to cover any butt symphony harmonies
- While you are supposed to be washing hands, use this bonus time to spray a noisy aerosol freshener to mask the smell
- If no aerosol spray, use extra handsoap to soften the pungent smell of your toilet baby's birth
- If no hand soap, just pray to the toilet gods that no one enters that bathroom
- An advanced tactic, is turning on the bathroom fan, if available, upon entering and exiting. It will help muffle sounds and smells during. The act of turning the fan off upon exiting, shows confidence and swagger. People think that a fan was not needed after you used the restroom because you definitely didn't just drop a deuce, but you did.

Girls have long practiced the art of ninja pooping, and can go a lifetime without ever having to admit to going #2

Tom - "Dude I just took the biggest dump ever!"
Dan - "What? You were only gone for like a minute."
Tom - "I know. Ninja poop brah!"
Dan - "Oh, right on!"
*...secret handshake...
Dan - "You didn't wash your hands did you?"
Tom - "No time."
Dan - "Gross."

by Red Nail May 18, 2012

Niggapoopsock

Nigga-poop-sock

"Yo did you? " "yea" "niggapoopsock. "

by Nigganiggaman February 2, 2019

niggapoopsex420

Niggapoopsex420 is an insta memepage you would want to follow because it just doesn't fuck around,no tiktok thots no ads,his name says it all and he got a whole army following him

Ayo look at this niggapoopsex420 meme lmao dat shit mad funny

by IloveyouNPS January 31, 2020

nanapoopoo

A name that pre-schoolers like to call eachother.

"nanapoopoo you're a weenie!"

by pandygirl10 December 27, 2011

ninjapoo

a sneaky type of poo that quickly hides in the shadowy hole in the back of the toilet so that when the person who birthed that poo turns to check, it appears there is no poo whatsoever!
Belvedere Sampsonite discovered he ninjapoo in 1708 after refusing to believe that all his pushing and groaning had been for nothing.

Abe thought someone had stolen his turd but Francis said its probably a ninjapoo.

by scottoff August 20, 2007