Ninja-turd

A ninja-turd occurs when your feces has the rare but precise trajectory to exit your anus and travel directly into the toilet pipe so that when the defecator turns to examine his/her excrement it remains hidden as if it was never there...(like a ninja)

Defecator: Wow I just pooped, let me see what I did.
(Stands to turn and look)
Where did it go? I know I pooped, but its just not here...ahhhh damn you ninja-turd!

by KingDestiny GS '11 April 1, 2009

Ninja Turdle

A turd that slips silently into the water.

I was afraid my big dump was going to make a loud kerplop and embarrass me in the office bathroom today, but luckily it was a Ninja Turdle.

by Baindawg December 4, 2012

Ninja Turdle

The phenomenon where you poop and wipe your butt to find there's nothing on the toilet paper. It's as if you never pooped.

"Kevin, you won't believe it."
"What, Jeff?"
"I just had a ninja turdle. Made my life so much easier for a second."

"Good! We saved on toilet paper, then."

by Koreku August 23, 2017

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.

The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.

by SqwertYert May 8, 2025

Ninjatard

Retarded kids whom consider themselves intelligent because of their Counter Blox inventory. You can usually find them lurking in the Ninja's Trade server on discord, prowling the text channels in search of unsuspecting prey to shark. They tend to be vile and vocal creatures, with their one liners being, "WhAt AbOuT dEmAnD" and "CaStLeRs AnD aImEr AbUsE tOo MuCh".

Enzo tried to frame Aimer for alt trading with fabricated DMs. Kinda a fucking Ninjatard.

by solxr June 11, 2019

Ninjaturtling

To partake in ninja training while under the influence of LSD.

"Hey guys wanna drop some acid and go ninjaturtling in the desert tonight?" "I ninjaturtled so hard yesterday!"

by haileyleeleelee June 25, 2015

Ninjatard

When someone thinks they are a lot sneakier than they actually are.

He was trying to be all quiet and sneak back into bed with his girl, then he knocked over the whole table by her bed like a straight ninjatard.

by El Chueko December 9, 2014