The phenomenon where you poop and wipe your butt to find there's nothing on the toilet paper. It's as if you never pooped.
"Kevin, you won't believe it."
"What, Jeff?"
"I just had a ninja turdle. Made my life so much easier for a second."
"Good! We saved on toilet paper, then."
"What, Jeff?"
"I just had a ninja turdle. Made my life so much easier for a second."
"Good! We saved on toilet paper, then."
by Koreku August 23, 2017
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