Ninja Kiss

A Ninja Kiss (NK) can only preformed by the quick of lips. A perfectly executed NK will be completely without warning, and usualy leaves the kissee breathless, confused, and horny. This is why ninjas always get the girl in the end.

As Rainbow turned the corner, she was surprised with a ninja kiss. SCOOOOOOOOORE!

Ninja Kiss by Lord Caedus April 10, 2009

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Ninja Kiss

When you kiss someone but have a cloth mask over your mouth

Anyway, last night we were in bed and he turned the lights out. Then out of nowhere, the son of a bitch gave me a Ninja Kiss!

Ninja Kiss by Definitely not Brett March 10, 2022

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Ninja Kisses • Ninjahisser • Ninja • ninja'd • ninja turtle • ninja dust • ninja fart • ninja shit • Ninja vanish • Ninja boot

Ninja Kisses

A ninja kiss: (n) a kiss in which the two participants are kissing in a group of people, without anyone within the group noticing they are kissing.

Shelby: Did you notice?

Laura: Notice what?!

Shelby: How did you not notice!! Me and Jordon were exchanging ninja kisses all night!!

Laura: Oh wow, you two are good ninja kissers!!

Ninja Kisses by King Muffin February 22, 2009

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Ninjahisser

The sexy af ceo of game barrier

Damn ur like ninjahisser but less good

Ninjahisser by Froppy101 January 8, 2021

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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