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Term for hardcore fans of American industrial rock act Nine Inch Nails. Nincels are set apart from regular fans by several factors, including:
A. petrifying social anxiety in any setting that doesn't involve jumping up and down shoulder to shoulder in a sweaty concert crowd
B. An extreme aversion to the suggestion of going to therapy

C. Celibacy caused NOT by unattractiveness, but instead by the fact that the only person on earth they even want to fuck is Trent Reznor.
Nincels typically own at least one vinyl of the award winning 1994 album The Downward Spiral and one piece of fishnet clothing. In relation to other music fans, they are united with Nirvana fans by a distaste for Hole frontwoman Courtney Love, and at the same time united with Hole fans by a distaste for Marilyn Manson.
Two people listening to Nine Inch Nails:
guy 1: no offense dude, but this sounds like VHS music from hell in the least listenable way possible
guy 2: i know right? trent reznor is a fucking genius
guy 1: you need help dawg i think you might be a nincel
Nincel by morrissey_is_a_tool September 6, 2022
Urban Dictionary Merch
Ninel is a competitive person . She is very short tempered and is very confident in how she is . You may not want to anger her as much because she will fire back . Overall she is a trustworthy friend who tries her to best to comfort you . She may have a tough image but on the inside she's nicer than you think she is . She loves to be in charge of things so if you want someone to lead something she's the one . She has great leadership skills in her everyday life . She also loves to be well organized and loves being stylish any way possible . She may have a joking manner but if you do a joke on her she gets really serious and angry . But on the other hand she's very sweet and kind just don't get on the bad side :)
Ninel is very competitive :)
ninel by Champagnemams March 14, 2017
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the word Nathan Sykes (The Wanted) says alot!
The cheerleaders are....... #nicely
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Nintelligent 

An adjective used to describe a person who is extremely good at playing Nintendo games.
Melia is amazing at Mario Kart! That girl is crazy nintelligent.

I just beat Jacob at Super Smash Bros for the fifth time. That boy is the least nintelligent person I know.
Nintelligent by Jacelia January 5, 2011

nicely fucked 

A state of being at the perfect high for the occasion.
“I would say, right now, I’m nicely fucked.”
nicely fucked by Tamborini June 12, 2020
another form of the word nice... just add an ly.. increases the niceness.
-how was your weekend?

-Pretty damn good

-Nicely.
nicely by dirtyyyyygirl March 23, 2008

Asking nicely 

beating the crap out of someone until they give you want you want.
He was asking nicely for the salt, the end result was horrifying.
Asking nicely by O_O ****** March 8, 2010
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