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A play on "nimrod", describing an idiot (most likely a 4th-8th grader) who's only topic of conversation is Call Of Duty. They talk so much about frickin' "360 no-scopes" that they might get boners if they frickin' had dicks. the NimCODs talk all frickin day and make you want to take on of their own machine guns and shoot their mouths off before they cum into each other.
6th grader #1: HEY DUDE Youu no I just fuckin changed mah GAMER TAG

6th grader #2: OMG GUD THING 2. YUR OLD ONE WAS SOO L4ME BROSK1

6th grader #1: R0TFLM4O NO IT WAS nt DUDE, YOURZZ IS

6th grader #2: you no dis dude got a 360 no scope

6th grader #1: NOW WAY BRO! I KNOW ONLY 13 ODDUR PPL WHO DID ITTT. DAAAMMN.

You: SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET A LIFE INSTEAD OF USING YOUR DISTORTED BRAIN CELLS TO ACT COOL AND FRIGGIN MURDERING OTHER PEOPLE'S MINDS AND EAR DRUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!! *what nimCODs*
NimCOD by 0773r9000 October 10, 2011
Words you can keep

nicodebuff 

literal (nicotine fix)
nico-dee-buff

someone who might say nicobuff might be corrected by someone that a nicobuff is actualy a debuff
person 1: brb refreshing nicobuff.

person 2: dont u mean nicodebuff? it's a debuff.
Related Words
Very Tall and Very Polish, has a fetish for narwhals.
Person 1: Dude I was in Poland the other day and I saw this guy dressed as a narwhal.
Person 2: OMG that must have been Nicodem!!!!!
Person 1: Ohh that would explain why he was so tall..
Nicodem by giantassed January 17, 2010
A hunter that is so skillful in his work, he finishes his job very quickly and efficiently.
"oh look, look at 'im, he's so full of skills, isn't he?"
"what a nimrod"
Nimrod by UsingPeopleforPleasure September 11, 2022

Nimcompoop 

A Nimcompoop is somebody who is known as a stupendous moron, or a turkey, and a turkey, is a flightless bird, usually eaten on holidays.
Dahlia: Look at Peter, he is such a moron.

Rafael: Yep. That guys one big turkey.

Zakka: Guys he’s a enormous Nimcompoop.
Nimcompoop by ac1341 January 20, 2020
A really awesome guy who is quiet and thinks of things in a scientific viewpoint. He is awesome at robotics!
Nicodemo took the fun out of rainbows by explaining how they work.
Nicodemo by Jack Vangorr January 12, 2013
A mighty hunter and godking of Babylon and legendary founder of Mesoptamiam civilization.
Also a descendant of Noah.

Name popularized by Bugs Bunny calling the Elmer Fudd, the hunter,"Nimrod".
This was mocking Elmer sarcastically for being a poor hunter of wabbits.

Has nothing to do with foolishness or stupidity outside of those who misinterpreted the quote from Loony Toons.
Nimrod was the Son of Cush, and a mightyhunter before the Lord.
Nimrod by Rustee Ventura August 8, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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