Description of a styleless, war fanating and socialless person with bad grades.
This person is an incell and is probably yapping about the most unmeaningful stuff. A "Nölpferd" convinces with its unattractiveness and the lacking ability to rizz up someone else.
A typical Nölpferd thinks it is part of the friend group although it is annoying and not appreciated by others.
Can be shortened with "Nöli" or "Nöl".
That's a "Nölpferd" classic!
Of course "Nöli" had the worst grade...
"Nöl" is yapping about tanks again.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!