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Nölpferd 

Description of a styleless, war fanating and socialless person with bad grades.

This person is an incell and is probably yapping about the most unmeaningful stuff. A "Nölpferd" convinces with its unattractiveness and the lacking ability to rizz up someone else.

A typical Nölpferd thinks it is part of the friend group although it is annoying and not appreciated by others.

Can be shortened with "Nöli" or "Nöl".
That's a "Nölpferd" classic!
Of course "Nöli" had the worst grade...
"Nöl" is yapping about tanks again.
Nölpferd by Tschordn December 3, 2023
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nilpferd 

Lighten up on Smedley...he's a nilpferd.
nilpferd by harry flashman July 13, 2003
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nilpferd 

German/English slang for Horse's ass. (pferd=horse, nil=zero/"O")
Bubba wasn't sure how he felt about Rodney calling him a nilpferd, so he hurt him real bad.
nilpferd by megnao flimpis July 28, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008