Niles West 

It is a high school in Skokie, IL. It is a semi-suburban high school in Cook County, very close to Chicago. It is a high school that is shared between Skokie, Lincolnwood, Niles, and Morton Grove. Niles North and Main East are the other high schools within that area of the Chicagoland area, but that's a whole different story. Niles West does a good job at disciplining students because punk ass teenagers so close to Chicago need plenty of discipline at that age. The faculty tries to show you what life is like after high school as an attempt to show the reality of the world. It is a great place once you finish your freshman year which is pure torture when you are under developed, smaller, and don't know what the hell is going on. But for the latter 3 years of high school, it runs much more smoothly.

Ross: Hello? Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
Ross: Well, all students at Niles West had to read Lord of the Rings. O wait, or is that Lord of the Flies?

Niles West by FriendsFan2005 August 23, 2009

Niles West 

It is a high school in Skokie, IL. It is a semi-suburban high school in Cook County, very close to Chicago. It is a high school that is shared between Skokie, Lincolnwood, Niles, and Morton Grove. Niles North and Main East are the other high schools within that area of the Chicagoland area, but that's a whole different story. Niles West does a good job at disciplining students because punk ass teenagers so close to Chicago need plenty of discipline at that age. The faculty tries to show you what life is like after high school as an attempt to show the reality of the world. It is a great place once you finish your freshman year which is pure torture when you are under developed, smaller, and don't know what the hell is going on. But for the latter 3 years of high school, it runs much more smoothly.

Ross: Hello? Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
Ross: Well, all students at Niles West had to read Lord of the Rings. O wait, or is that Lord of the Flies?

Niles West by FriendsFan2005 August 23, 2009

Niles West 

Niles West is a suburb school where a lot of kids act like there from da hood but never visited the southside. If u lived in rogers, albany, or sum u chill but sum of u suburb rich kids gotta chill

Jae: Im from the hood I go to Niles West!
Mo: No ur not u always lived in Lincolnwood

Niles West by Osama Daquon Elijah February 15, 2022

West Nile snatch

In reference to any diseased-ridden vaginus; by definition, any female genitalia harboring a minimum of 4 STD's; in certain contexts can be used in reference to a female mosquito.

Boner: "Son, it is very important that you always wear a condom when you are fornicating with one of your concubines."

Son: "Don't worry Dad. I'm just intercoursing with the harlot who lives down the street. She's on birth control!"

Boner: "Oh no son. You should at least triple wrap before planting your tree in that West Nile snatch."

West Nile snatch by Jared Saltalamacchia February 16, 2008

West Nile Virus 

A virus that is contracted from bird to misquito to human. Most humans that become infected with the virus will have no symptoms at all. Mild symptoms include: headaches, fever, rash, diarrhea, back pain, etc. Serious symptoms need to be treated a.s.a.p. which include: swelling of the brain, coma, etc. all which are extremely rare! Extremely rare!

I have had West Nile Virus, it sucks, but goes away little by little. No need for medical attention unless you become extremely ill. Only 1% or less will become seriously ill, and only 1% of those people will die. So no worries.

West Nile Virus by wickedbrooklyn October 24, 2008

west nile virus 

A mosquito-based virus that adversely affects roughly one in a hundred people who have an acute case of it; of those, 3 to 15 percent die. This reflects 3 to 15 percent of 1 percent, or 0.03-0.15% of all of those who get the virus.

Also the alias of a non-existent virus which will, according to mass-media, kill us all slowly and horribly.

You're more likely to die in a car crash or bathtub.

west nile virus by Trafton May 31, 2004

west nile virus 

A relatively rare and harmless virus, spread by mosquitos. Symptoms include fever, headache, and body aches, with occasional skin rashes and/or swollen lymph nodes. A few weeks of bed rest will usually take care of it.

But if West Nile is such a weak virus, why has the news media gone crazy over it? News stations in America have taken advantage of a rare condition called encephalitis to turn the molehill of West Nile into a mountain that rivals the Ebola virus. Encephalitis is a swelling of the brain - a very serious condition that can SOMETIMES be caused by West Nile. Note that when I say "sometimes" I mean it in the sense that "sometimes" people die from chickenpox. Tons of common childhood diseases can cause encephalitis, including measels, chickenpox, mono, and the flu. Remember that the next time CNN tries to warn you about the evil mosquitoes that are threatening to kill us all.

When I got west nile, I was out of school for 3 days. When I got the chickenpox, I was out of school for almost a month. Think about that for awhile.

west nile virus by progamer124 September 7, 2004