nijew 

one of african american decent that practices the jewish faith.

"yo meng tyrone ur such a nijew meng take that yamika off nigga"

nijew by flipzro December 5, 2006

Nijew 

When a person is acting niggerish and also be a classic jew.

Man that dude over there is picking cotton in a gas chamber, must be a nijew

Nijew by anonymous August 7, 2022

NinJew

One of Jewish faith who possesses the agility, strength, cunning, fortitude, and lethality of a ninja.

CNN: Today a whole crowd of Catholics attending a submarine sandwich aficionado and catholics for condoms festival were assaulted by a gaggle of NinJews. There were no witnesses, but the stray steel throwing yamikas was enough proof for law officials to make a sweeping generalization.

NinJew by Mike, George, Smink, Gena January 28, 2008

Nijel 

Nijel is smart , helpful ,fine
A good friend he will never do u wrong if u wont dont do him wrong but he also has a bad temper he dont like to be yelled at and touch by people he dont no also can be the nicest person if u dont do him wrong.

What is nijel:nijel is something u called a good friend a caring friend and a loyal friend.

Nijel by Mike win October 17, 2019

NYJew 

1. An alternate moniker for the prestigious New York University, or NYU. It refers to the uncommonly high Jewish population in attendance at the University, which is located in Greenwich Village, Manhattan. (See also Jew York)

Guy: My University is packed to the gils with hymies
Girl: Really? Where do you go?
Guy: NYJew, naturally.
Girl: How droll! Let's make love in our Nazi fetish gear.

NYJew by Scott219 June 20, 2006

ninjew

A ninjew is a Jew who has developed some level of skill in jew-fu. A certain amount of strength is also required, as the ninjew may be called upon to stab vigorously. They have been known to wail on guitar or do other things that are totally sweet. The natural enemy of the pirate.

Ninjews are rare and hard to pick out of a crowd.

Facts:
1. Ninjews are mammals, and often hairy to the point of being jewbacca.
2. Ninjews fight ALL the time, except when they're drinking or bitching. A bitch-drink-fight cycle is not uncommon.
3. The purpose of the ninjew is to flip out and kill people.

Ted is wailing on a guitar while he's drinking, and that's totally sweet. You can tell he's a ninjew.

ninjew by Nacho Dan June 30, 2004

Ninjewtsu 

noun
The traditional Jewish method of negotiating prices; involves stealthy hand gestures and the use of thick dialects and bartering techniques.

A skill passed down through generations of Ninjews, some theologians believe it to have been one of the staples of Christ's teachings AND the primary reason for his crucifixion. The Romans simply could not handle the reduced income across the empire as the number of Ninjew disciples increased.

Today, Jewfu is used only in buy or sell situations. Ninjews are reknowned for their ability to lower the cost of any item or sell it for more than its worth. It is considered poor form to practice Jewfu on a friend or family member.

Hershel went to a coffee shop to get a bagel. Upon realizing the price was greater than he could afford, Hershel used ninjewtsu and successfully acquired the cream cheese for free claiming it had been left out in the sun for too long.

Ninjewtsu by Goldy-B September 16, 2007