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a thing people can get makes their skin darker then it really is
i have nigitus im not black
nigitus by anonymous December 2, 2023
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nikitushka 

An absolute beauty.

Smart as fuck but damn he clammy.

Best sort of friend you could have.
Damn hes a Nikitushka.
nikitushka by Stupidcupid_s2 March 19, 2019
This is when black people are full after eating a meal and take a nap or fall asleep.
After eating Thanksgiving Dinner my entire family developed NIGITIS.
Nigitis by Pretty Nupe 1 May 14, 2021

Nikituška 

By definition, a rat. By theory, a young boy, who lived in the country side of Afrika. Very skinny and could fit in a plastic bag. A žiurkė for a living. Married to Giedra match 11th. He used to live in the seur of the kwasa head chef. And before that, the town of the people. After he got lost in the seur and found be rats, he became a rat himself. The rest in history.

Pretty much a crazy boy who lives in a seur and can camoflagde himself into a bush or a coconut. Also loves to be alone and yeet a bag of chips
He's like Nikituška!

Why does he act like Nikituška?
Nikituška by Nikišta_rat October 15, 2019
A condition where a human's lips swell tremendously and they feel compelled to steal a VCR.

Derived from the american english terms "typical" and "nigger"
Just like every other stupid igonrant nigger out there, you get nigitis and now you're black and your life is over.
Nigitis by Danyo March 8, 2005
Nigitis happens when a Turk is hit in the back leading to immense pain and possibly severe autism
Turk: hello good man
Guy: Fuck u bitch*hits Turks back*
Turk: Nooo now I have nigitis
Turk: *shits pants*
Nigitis by 6-clock black boy March 8, 2019
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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