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nigger mobile

A car owned by a trashy nigger.
Generally an older car worth less than a thousand dollars with ten thousand dollar rims and tires and a five thousand dollar stereo.
The body is usually wrecked from nigger bitches driving it while splibbing on their cell phones.
Sometimes referred to as a pimp mobile, clown car, ho transport, ghetto cruiser, crack cruiser, shit box, ghetto phone booth, afro sheen machine or a jerry curl junker.
Any full sized 4 door car can become a nigger mobile.
nigger mobile by jsd9632 February 29, 2012

Nigger mobile

Used to describe a T-90 Russian tank that has been either NLAW'ed or Javelin'ed to a crisp, leaving only a black burned out shell.
Damn', that's one shot up Nigger Mobile!
Nigger mobile by Unclecrazy April 6, 2022

nigger-mobile 

Car that has more money in the wheels than the rest of it and rattles itself apart from the c-rap that is always blaring from it.

Car that's loaded with wannabe gang-banging fools.
You see that nigger-mobile?

Which one, this place is infested?

The one that's loosing parts going down the road...
nigger-mobile by white fight April 18, 2009

niggermobile 

Any low quality, rust challenged, Caddy or Lincoln with carpeted dash and whitewalls. Typical driver exhibits the the following; 2 or more priors, outstanding warrant, no insurance, no valid driver's license, illegal substances in the glove box, between jobs, responsible for one or more illegitimate children, currently not paying child support.
S'up dawg, peep JJ's phat niggermobile.
niggermobile by kgbjeb April 16, 2006

Niggermobile 

The car used when black people are hungover/drunk. Usually you see them with a gun, or with a knife. Theres usually about 5 to 6 black people in the car at one time. The only word cops usually hear out of them is nigga and niggaz.
J'lil) "what the hell happened to my niggermobile!"

Bobisha) "Oh nothin me and the nigs just took it for a "wild" ride last night"

J'lil) "Oh thats fine well just go steal another one tomorrow."
Niggermobile by Sha-Nay-Nay Obama January 29, 2010

niggermobile 

a car that has been 'pimped' out with chrome rims(usually spinners, too)and has marijuana or cocain hidden inside the glove box along with an old banana peel and a screw driver. There is usually "skeet" stains in the back seat, so if a black personn asks you if you need a ride, either decline or if you are that desperate, request to sit in the front seat, or you will get aids.
Hey man, look at that niggermobile rollin' outta Harlem!
niggermobile by Redneck Woman66613 February 12, 2006

Niggermobile

A 2015-2023 Dodge Charger/Challenger Hellcat, a TRX, a Trackhawk, a Kia, a Nissan Altima, a Honda Accord, a Volkswagen Jetta, etc.
Person 1: Tyrone stole a car and like always, it had to be a Hellcat.
Person 2: Well well well.
Person 3: Of course, a nigger catching niggerbait and proceeds to try to escape what he fears most in his heavy niggermobile.
Niggermobile by Mikunt Izichi December 21, 2025
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