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nigger u 

Short for Nigger University, more commonly known as prison.
With the regearing of the penal system for rehabilitation rather than punishment, many niggers in the joint actually learn valuable skills that their ghetto schools left out of the curriculum.
<Bonifa and Shanique pass a garage, where they see Tyrone welding an axle in place.>
Bonifa: Where did Tyrone learn how to weld?
Shanique: At Nigger U, of course! He spent two years after whitey caught him dealing.
Bonifa: And when did he get himself that job?
Shanique: Oh, his Parole officer gave him one after graduation. He makes $30 an hour!
nigger u by burninator1138 November 10, 2013

Nigger U 

KKK Member 1: They sent that ape to Nigger U.

KKK Member 2: Now we can't lynch him.
Nigger U by NoSurrender1690 November 23, 2013

Nigger University 

Prison, penal institution, penitentiary, reformatory, slammer
Poor old Tyrone, got busted again for mugging little old ladies. He be headed for Nigger University.

Nigger University 

First framed in the 60's, nigger university is another word for prison. It was assumed that with the prison system becoming geared more toward rehabilitation and less toward punishment that blacks that went to prison learned more behind bars than at any of the black colleges at the time.
Where's Tyrone? He went to Nigger University again cuz he be rapin and stealin.

nigger usual 

It's just like usual. Only put in place if the expectation of usual is to be a negative outcome.
Yo nig. Tyrone pay dat money back yet...??

Nah, as nigger usual we gonna hafta wait til dat nigga sell mo' crack.

nigger up 

To perform live a traditional song (i.e. National Anthem) disregarding tradition and the history in which said song was written (See: "Carl Lewis" 1-21-93, or Marvin Gaye: 2-13-9-83). The Lewis version is a classic "can't sing at all" version while Gaye's 83' version is clearly "niggered up." Francis Scott Key's original version was not intended to be a personal showcase or an example of hip-hop.
Dammit! I hate it when the National Anthem takes 15 minutes to sing!! If they didn't Nigger up that song it would have been done 13 minutes ago!!
nigger up by damurph July 20, 2008

A Nigger Unit 

Comes from G Unit and niggers, put together they make a nigger unit.
"Hey check out those black guys"
"Must be a nigger unit"
"Stupid niggers"
A Nigger Unit by Pooneriser April 12, 2005
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