A prestigious and well-known competition for the world's best Niggamin. Stages include: The Away Message Competition and the Crowning Ceremony. It spans over the time of one week, and each day one girl is eliminated. Competitors must all have a knowledge of everything Niggamin. Sometimes Niggamin herself judges.
Devon: Hey, are you going to enter Miss Niggamin this year?
Steph: I don't know...It seems like a lot of work!
Lauren: What is this contest you speak of?
Steph and Devon: DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?!?!
Niggamin: That bitch is O-U-T!
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.