The most perfect grouping of letters in the
history of human civilization. A word of unsurpassed power and grace that has been known to paralyse, mystify, awe, arouse, even amuse an audience. Various scholars believe the word derives its power from its universality, as it can be used interchangeable with any word in any language. The term "N-
bomb" is often substituted for niggadick in order to mitigate the response.
The Sirens of Greek
lore originally
tapped into the magnificent power of these three syllables as their "niggadick" chants hypnotised unsuspecting sailors. Years later a hook-nosed slave used it to defy a pharaoh and master the sea. It has
long been rumored that Jesus' missing years were spent in the Far East learning the proper enunciation and inflexion of the term. Centuries later a frog
midget kept a Pronunciation
Key,
nig-ga-dik, which he constantly held protected inside his jacket. Nearly all significant world figures have manipulated this golden word to their own end including a Saugus man without any papers who dreamed of offering good
steak at affordable prices while maintaining an affinity for plants that thrive in arid climates....
to sum up...N-I-G-G-A-D-I-C-K
Frank: Did you just say "niggadick" while wearing a bologna mask?
Frank2: Yes I did because I understand that you can defeat the imputed significance of words by making a mockery of them...or
maybe saying niggadick just gives me a
hard-on...I'm not sure...by the
way did I tell you that you could remove your thumb from my ass?