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nigga john

a big ball horny cat named nigga john
damn that horny nigga john cat is really horny and has big balls

My nigga john 

My nigga john just put his dick inside his fan and it got cut off osht ima go call some fucking doctors on this shit what a fucking idiot i can never rely on this nigga.
My nigga john got his dick cut off and he is still a virgin he is fucked.
My nigga john by Ballsman6969696 April 16, 2018

dear john nigga 

A nigga usually filled with strong emotions , usually express these feelings towards women and might have developed these emotions through a heartbreak. These people usually respect women and show all their feelings too quickly through which ends up in a nigga being played , symptoms show through strongly depressed , anti-social, posting feelings through social media about wishing they could find love. Dear John niggas are usually looked down upon or made fun of.
Damn David is acting different again , he’s being a “Dear John nigga”.
dear john nigga by Sadnibbas June 13, 2018

John Galvin ass nigga 

A saying for someone who is gay, looks gay, and/or has gay tendencies
Sean: You seen Kevin around lately
Dashaun: Man I don't talk to that John Galvin ass nigga

Hood niga john 

Hood Niga John (aka jeses christ) is the the son of King Nigger (Aka God)
Hood Niga John is the holiest name of Jeses Christ
Thou shall not say the name of the lord in vain, Hood Niga John
Hood niga john by Jitfromdahood November 23, 2021

Hood niga john 

Hood Niga John is the our lord and savior (The holiest name of Jeses Christ) the son of King Nigger (The holiest name of God)
Thou shall go to church and pray to Hood Niga John every Sunday morning
Hood niga john by Hoodlumfromdahood November 25, 2021
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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