1.someone who is a bitch because he cant spend one minute away from his girl. if you chilling with him, no matter what you're doing, he will leave at the wim of his girl. he will allow his girl to display what use to be his balls, and what is now her new trophy, to eveyone with no shame. if you can hang out with him bet that his girl will be there.
2.pussywipped
3.brian
oh, brian? he is a cake ass nigga. he has been with his girl the whole time.
someone who pulls some hoe shit like ditchin they friends for a girl; someone who is soft,that get punked all the time and don't do shit about it
1. Jim- "ay Jon, u bout to go to the club with us and pull some hoes yo girlfriend outta town u need to have some fun." Jon- "naw man i'ma play pillow talk with ma girl and talk to her all night."
2.Some body that gets ranked and doesn't do nething about it.Ex.-Tim- "man Don, u so dark that if somebody did a drive-by on u, the bullets would come back and ask for a flashlight." Don-(says nothing at all and contiunes to get ranked cause he a cake ass nigga)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.