Niffer

When a male or female inserts their nose into a female vagina and blows their nose.
Dude, did you give her a niffer? Cuz I gave my girl friend one and it was runny.
by niff-god January 27, 2009
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Niffer

a queer creature that is usually alienated to his own dark concaves and malicious to almost all forms of life except kittens. It communicates through a series of odd grunts when excited or in pain and its habits include pseudo-destuction and budding.
"Dude who's that niffer hidden behind a flock of pubes?"

"I went to clean my garage and a niffer stabbed me, gotta get me some fuckin spray"
by JJoint October 16, 2009
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Niffer

When a woman's underwear, usually a G-string, is pulled up so that the lips of her flower concave around the undergarment.
Damn baby, that niffer is tight.
by Bangus November 02, 2006
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Niffer

some one who sniffs a lot, to get the snot out of their nose.
"Niff Niff"
"Shut the fuck up you niffer"
"What did I do?"
by GummyBear October 06, 2004
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Niffer

A young man by age but a mind that combines that of a small child's judgment with a professors knowledge of dangerous chemicals. Often changes it's appearance from trying to be metal to trying harder to be metal but successfully failing each time. Known widely for it's "Niffer Freak-outs", which can be subsided with a small candy, again similar to a child. Although it seems to have some good taste in music, it is outweighed by its extreme distaste for exceedingly good music, and its suspiciously high amount of Simple Plan songs that come on during shuffle. Also a synonym for Cockfag. Also know as "Cockfag on Ice"
Remember that time we locked Niffer in his garage and he tried to stab you and light me on fire?

What do you wanna do tonight?
We could go to niffers...
Lets call Jerry.
by MariJEWana October 17, 2009
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Nifferous

A man who has been toxic and manipulative towards his girlfriend and has done more evil along the way.
Nifferous can come in many names such as
Good Nifferous, Nifferous B, and Nifferous 7&8.
Damnit, Good Nifferous strikes again… He tortured another woman… However this time she was a minor
by FenrisFrog March 22, 2023
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niffer

n. Short for "Jennifer."
She goes by "Niffer" instead of "Jen" because she thinks she's cool.
by lolniffer July 15, 2010
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