Nicole.Nightmaree.™

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Nicole is the most amazing person you will ever meet. She likes unicorns, and her best friend is Tyler. Yet again, everyone is her best friend. She is a very happy person, and really likes unicorns. She also likes Harold and Kumar...a LOT.
She likes to play Runescape, she sucks at it. She writes very stupid poetry in her spare time, and talks too much. Most people don't like her, because they can't handle her being so much cooler than them. She also lives in Michigan, and loves the color pink. She likes peanut butter and dances for no apparent reason. She thinks the Jonas Brothers kick major ass and giggles about absolutely anything. She likes MySpace, And everyone wants her.

Amanda-OMFG I LOVE Nicole.Nightmaree.™!
Brittany-I KNOW ME TOO!
Nathan-SHE IS SO HOT I WANT TO BANG HER!
Tyler-OMG EVERYONE LOVES NICOLE!
Chris- I EAT CAT!...oh, and GO NICOLE!
Random People- OMG I LOVE NICOLE WOOHOO!
Etc...etc...

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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