Nicked

A physical state of being absolutely fucked to the point where normal function can no longer occur.

To have made a critical error that negatively impacts you.
Just ran a marathon, my legs are nicked.

Fuck my coursework is due tomorrow and I haven’t started, I’m so nicked
by James Teagle May 21, 2021
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Nicked

To be make an effort and get absolutely barred
LOL Nick just got nicked by Tori how embarrassing
by gregeth August 28, 2010
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Nicked

To consume copius amounts of alcohol in Sudbury, Ontario, Canada, usually at the base of the 'Big Nickel', a popular tourist attraction for the province. The term has grown beyond drinking at this specific location to just drinking in the greater Sudbury area.
Example 1: Krista, I got totally nicked last night. Man, I'm never going back to Sudbury again.

Example 2: Bro, you gettin' nicked this weekend? You know it! I had a hard week of school and now I've got my 40oz in hand.

Example 3: Hey, we gonna get nicked tonight? What else do we have going on in this city? For real. I took a bottle of Ouzo from my moms so we gonna get nicked proper.
by Poppa Andrew October 29, 2009
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Nicked

When someone gets so high, that they fall down, usually into a shower.
Damn, Greg got so nicked last night that he busted the head on the shower door.
by thephil October 23, 2007
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Nicked

When "I love you" turns into "I like you" after a short period of time.

*Commonly used by a pathological liar*
"I lied to myself as long as I could even though I knew that I loved someone else I know I nicked it up"
by Areyoushittingme July 19, 2017
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Nicked

To get a large penis inserted into one's throat, there by hitting or "nicking" the duodenum.
by drizzle187 February 18, 2011
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nick-nick

A somewhat cleaned-up term meaning to make love. Said by Eric Matthews (played by Will Friedle) during a brazen and impromptu marriage proposal to his brother Cory's fiance Topanga Lawrence (played by Danielle Fishel) in front of friends and family in the "Boy Meets World" episode "They're Killing Us".
Topanga, marry me and let's make nick-nick.
by tmanokc July 12, 2010
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