A simpleton, an absolutely failure in the game of life. Someone who would crash his scooter into a parked smart car. He who is a Nick Canning, is worse off than those aboard the Failboat... They crash land in the land of pure fail and writhe in the torment of a thousand fails.
"Haha, you suck!"
"Oh yeah... Well... Well your stupid!"
"Wow... Your such a Nick Canning"
(2nd guy leaves crying)
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!