Nice hands 

Having no attractive qualities, ugly

You should go out with her, she has nice hands.

Nice hands by Thetruthistold May 13, 2012

Nice hands 

(N•ice Han•ds)
This is an expression used when someone makes a mistake usually with their hands. It can even go as far as them accidentally breaking something, falling, or any another accidental mistake where they may not even be using their hands. Really just a sarcastic ass remark following someone's mistake.

Here comes our waitress with a tray full of drinks. OH NO! She just dropped them all over the table. Damn! NICE HANDS! Now get us a towel!

Nice hands by bradfordkarter September 17, 2017

nice hands 

When a woman says so to a man, it means she is very attracted to him.

"You have nice hands, Tom", she said as her heart beat at a million miles an hour.

nice hands by AAAAidk September 15, 2023

You have nice hands 

When a girl says you have nice hands she wants you to finger her.

Britney: You have nice hands. Will you finger me with them?
Chris: Hell yea!

You have nice hands by ultimatethot69 January 13, 2019

Nice hand 

In the world of Poker...
A lot of people think "nice hand" means well played. But they would say well played if they meant well played. "Nice hand" actually refers to the player relying on nothing but their hand to win the pot. Referring to the outcome as pure luck and not their skills that won him the pot.

In Texas Holdem

flop, turn and river goes: 10, 3, 3, 2, 7

Player 1: shows 10,10 -full house

Player 2: shows 3,3 -4 of a kind

Player 1 goes "SHIT nice hand"

Nice hand by Nost September 4, 2010

Nice Hand 

Said by players who get a bad beat or rivered.

Player 1: Goes all in preflop with AA
Player 2: Goes all in preflop with KK

Player 2: Hits his set and wins the pot

Player 1: "Stupid mother fu.., I mean nice hand."

Nice Hand by stig217 March 11, 2010

nice firm handshake 

a handshake so firm it rips the foreskin

"Hey johnny how'd the interview go?" "Great! except the interviewer didn't take a liking to my nice firm handshake."

nice firm handshake by nippleshipple November 21, 2016