Newton-Upon-Rawcliffe 

A tiny village with no significance in the North Yorkshire Moors with a pub that has no significance anymore ran by an overweight soon-to-have-a-heart-attack man. In general Newton is a very dreary village mostly containing over 45 year old's that are in their mid-life crisis. The kids in the village either down at the local park (the only fun place in the village)
or indoors cause it rains all the time, or doing shitty homework given to them by a shitty school, ran by a shitty headteacher
Kid 1: You wanna go teh park later after I've had tea.

Kid 2: Yeah be out in a bi(t), got nout to do.

Known as Hillbilly Heaven with stories about it all the time such as being a place full of backstabbers. However there are some perks to living here. 1. Tractor Rally (Always good to watch) 2. Not worrying about getting shot or stabbed (it is England). On the other hand there are negatives: 1. Nothing to do EVER! 2. some farmers are moody as shit that are shite to talk with. 3. Watch out for Sheep Shaggers.

Newton-Upon-Rawcliffe
Man 1: I'm off teh pub in New-on later wanna grab a few pints.

Man 2: I'm fine tah mate, bloody dull village, sheep shaggers all ower

Newton-Upon-Rawcliffe by mc.rib246 February 12, 2020