newspaper

A publication that an attractive woman under the age of 40 does not read.

Hot chicks don't read the newspaper; unless they're looking at the Macy's ad.

by Bozo123 September 25, 2005

wall street journal

A good chick magnet.

I read the Wall Street Journal at a bar and picked up a few chicks.

by Bozo123 September 25, 2005