Definitions by Bozo123

newspaper 

A publication that an attractive woman under the age of 40 does not read.

Hot chicks don't read the newspaper; unless they're looking at the Macy's ad.

newspaper by Bozo123 September 25, 2005

wall street journal 

A good chick magnet.

I read the Wall Street Journal at a bar and picked up a few chicks.

wall street journal by Bozo123 September 25, 2005