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news feed 

a reason to want to shoot the facebook programmers in the head
News Feed:
Josh just wrote on your wall.
Josh created a group.
Josh and Bobby are friends.
Tina is tired.
Josh and Tina are friends.

WHO THE FUCK CARES?
news feed by K-Ro September 16, 2008
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news feed 

when someone is stalking someone but they don't want the other person to know it, they will answer awkward questions with "news feed", regardless of if the interaction takes place on facebook or not.
Christine: why did you comment on the status i made, like, a month ago?
Joey: News feed.

- OR -

Christine: why were you following me home yesterday?
Joey: News feed.
news feed by Frescagazz April 28, 2011

News Feed 

Pretty much the central feature of Facebook. Like the name says, it notifies the user of any activity his or her friends do on the site, from new photo albums to wall posts to status updates and comments to them. It debuted on September 1, 2006 and created a considerable controversy due to privacy concerns. Later on updates included a mini-feed on one's profile that shows all stories pertaining to just that person.
all my friends on facebook found out about my photo album when it was posted since it showed up on the news feed
News Feed by nick weiner February 16, 2009

News Feed 

Cool facebook feature that lets you check facebook quickly, then get shit done. Bonus points for backlash comedy.
Josh friended some random girl
Random girl is notifed of Josh's activity via news feed
Josh is pissed because he isn't really friends with random girl
Josh joins online petition
News Feed by oaone September 8, 2006

news-feed 

The ultimate stalker edition added to facebook. It allows you see every move made by any friend. This can be either really fun or the best form of privacy invasion.
News-Feed
Ryan and Mike are now friends.
Greg added to his interests, "football"
Ryan is now back home.
news-feed by bluecenturion September 9, 2006

News-Feed Whore 

A person who abuses facebook by writing on numerous amounts walls, having long conversations on walls that should be done on MSN or facebook chat, playing games and doing quizzes. These people fill everyone's news-feeds and its very annoying.
Dalia! stop being a News-Feed Whore! It's soooo annoying.
News-Feed Whore by JDAndrews2597 April 20, 2009

news feed cloggers 

Someone who plays annoying games such Truth is, Tbh Etc, and clogs your news feed.
annoying attention news feed cloggers
news feed cloggers by booblessb February 4, 2014
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