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Newcastle Brown Ale

1.) The only beer you really need to drink.

2.) The beer that, upon consumption causes real men to beam with satisfaction and pussies to grimace like the little bitches they are.


1.) Everyday at lunch, my coworker and I kill a case of cold Newcastle Brown Ale. It helps us relax and carry out the rest of the day with style.

2.) Folks at the party were just chillin' and drinking Newcastle Brown Ale. Suddenly this frat boy asshole comes in and asks for a beer. After taking a sip he grimaced and asked for a Bud Lite. I grabbed a cold castle, chugged it, smashed the bottle, and then stabbed him the throat. Everyone present nodded with approval at my gallant actions.

Newcastle Brown Ale

The drink of Gods and those who want a ilttle bit more 'bang for buck'! The only beverage to my knowledge equipt with a temperature gauge. What more need I say? If it's not sold yet...the labels include 5 top class facts about the juice including reasons for the logo, reasons for the term 'bottle of dog' and other interesting trivia such as ideal comsumption temperature (works well in combination wiht the temperature gauge).
Drunk: Bottle of Newqui please
Bartender: That some sort of local drink?
Drunk: No i'm not from Newquay!! Bottle of dog? mothers milk? Brown Ale?
Bartender: Ah the drink of the Gods. One bottle o' brown coming up.
Newcastle Brown Ale by jazzle April 19, 2005

Newcastle Brown Ale

n. Some gross, expensive, hipster beer that tastes like wine. Will get you drunk.
I tasted Newcastle, then grimmaced.

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026