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Newburn's Syndrome (Type 2) 

Type 2) Type 2 Newburn's Syndrome or T2-NS is slightly more severe and more contagious than T1-NS. T2-NS is caused after you are diagnosed with T1-NS. You start off as an arrogant ass for awhile, then eventually it all goes to your head severely. You are above everybody that surrounds you and you pick and chose the people that you feel are your equal and you treat them as your equal, everybody else is nothing. You become stubborn, severely, and stay ahead of things, yet you fail to see the small minor details in some things, no matter how detailed you take a look at something. Because of these effects your arrogance gets even larger, you become more of an ass, and only your small group of friends will enjoy you. You will begin to burn bridges and dismantle several friendships because you treat people like dirt. T2-NS like i said is derived from T1-NS, but the difference is, unlike T1-NS, where you think your great and just are arrogant for no reason, T2-NS stems from doing something great only one time, and never being able to do it ever again, or coming close, but scrubbing out. T2-NS usually can not be cured, if the same event you pulled once, or something similar happens, it tends usually to get worse. People with T2-NS are extremely recognizable, so speak gently to them, they are prone to trash talk and arguements easily.
"Has anybody seen John lately, I have seen him since the Nationals Tournament after we won it."
"Oh you didn't hear, he scrubbed at a bunch of Shonen Jump's and is trying to up his status but hasn't done a thing, i heard got diagnosed with Newburn's Syndrome (Type 2)."
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026